Posts tagged mitt romney's gopher problem
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The gopher can’t get me here
After weeks and months of trying to get rid of his gopher, Mitt finally finds a way to get some peace and quiet.
My gopher problem has returned
I thought the gopher was gone, but like many decisions I make, the gopher has changed his mind and he’s back… he’s back.
Ann Romney, “I’m totes drunk. laaaadies i don’t even care about the gopher. i. don’t. even. care.”
On one hand, very happy Santorum is out. On the other hand, I just, well, I can’t get rid of the gopher.
He’s not on the plane is he? He is, isn’t he? Dammit Gopher, I’m making fists in my pockets, and if I had emotions, I’d shake them at you!
And that’s the boring story i’m going to tell in my backyard in hopes that it will, like it did to all of you, lull the gopher into a deep sleep so I can remove him from the lawn.
The gopher is this big. I’ve fired people much bigger than this!
He’s right there. The gopher is right there, next to my feelings, which is what I call my wife.
i bopped both gophers on their little heads. i was so close to getting them. go ahead, ask anyone from my family, they’ll tell you. except don’t ask the one without a sweater over his collared shirt. he obviously has no idea what he’s doing with his life.
(clears throat) nope, he’s still there. my tulips aren’t though.
